Me right now
can I just keep using metaphors for my sexual frustration????
Like that scene in jumanji with the stampede running through the house… Yeah it would be kinda like that
I haven’t had sex since August. Literally I feel so sorry for the next guy that decides to sexually cross paths with me because I’m going to hulk out and make him feel like he’s been hit by an asteroid
bellies are cuter than abs tbh
He Is Legend - Suck Out The Poison