I'm sure you all have had that one neighbor, whose car alarm goes off for no fucking reason AND THEY DO NOT DO A GODDAMN THING ABOUT IT AND LET IT RUIN SLEEP FOR EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE FUCKING BLOCK.
If I had a dragon, and they were real. I would go inside your house, turn your gas stove on HIGH and make my dragon breathe fire into your house because that’s how annoyed I am with your existence right now. I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU, I HOPE YOUR DAY GOES BAD, or something. Asshole.